Fountains of Pee and Projectile Poop

When you have kids, you spend a lot of time talking about what comes out of their bodies. Ezra has shot poop across the room, and has perfected spraying the wall with pee. Nothing too out of the ordinary. What amazes me are the gigantic boogers I suction out of his nose about every other day. Too much information? If you don't have kids but plan to, get used to it.